POTATO BUG AND BANANA!!!!

My friend, fake name Bertha, and I have nicknames for us. They are kind of weird but who cares. I am potato bug and Bertha is banana. It is really funny.

FLY SONG

FLIES

Flies Flies Flies!! They drive me nuts many many Flies!! The gross things are all over the place, I hate it when they're in my face!!

Flies Flies Flies!! Those stupid wings and stupid legs!! Lets make fly soup and burn those guys!!

Flies! Flies! Flies!! What good are they!! I hate all flys: real and virtual!!

Flies Flies Flies!! Those flys counting genotypes and phenotypes of 100's and 100's of flies!! I get sick and sick of all of those flies!!

Flies Flies Flies!! Counting to many flies those flies!! I will die if I have to count any more flies!!

Flies Flies Flies!! I hate those dumb flies!! I hope they die!!

My Fry is to Big

I went to debate club today. My friends Bob and Jack where there. They debated against each other. Bob was for censorship and Jack was against censorship. Jack was saying how Americans were more upset about things and more likely to sew. He then said "My fry is to big." It was so funny. Everyone started laughing. It was so funny. My teacher Ms. S said "You mean like a french fry." He said "yes." Jack then started laughing. He couldn't finish his debate cause he was laughing so hard. It was so funny. He was so embarressed. I loved it. I will never forget that.

HIGHSCHOOL

Waking up at six and catching the bus.
Taking all of those tough classes.
Trying to get to them in the crowded hall.
I wish I were at the mall.

Highschool is tuff.
We'll get through it with our friends.
Lets not forget its just Highschool.
Must make sure your always tight with your friends.

Having a social life and trying to get good grades.
The food is bad but thank goodness for the book store.
Look at all the sophmores being pushed around by seniors.
Then after school we are all bushed.
Later there is millions of clubs to go to.

Highschool is tuff.
We'll get through it with our friends.
Lets not forget its just Highschool.
Must make sure your always tight with your friends.

All the games to go to.
The annoying wall flowers at the stomps.
Viewmont has the greatest spirit of all.
The dances bring dates to.

Highschool is tuff.
We'll get through it with our friends.
Lets not forget its just Highschool.
Must make sure your always tight with your friends.

A SONG ABOUT A CRUSH

When I see you
I think I want to be with you.
Your always running through my mind.
Your just so kind.

When I see you I get this feeling.
When I talk to you I smile and laugh.
In my dreams when I walk with you I hold your hand.
When I see you. When I talk to you. When I walk with you.

All I want is to hold you in my arms.
My friends think I rant on about you.
It's just a feeling in my gut.
Were a perfect fit.

When I see you I get this feeling.
When I talk to you I smile and laugh.
In my dreams when I walk with you I hold your hand.
When I see you. When I talk to you. When I walk with you.

QPR

Question Persuade Refer


Question

• ask the person about suicide
• do they have any thoughts?
• do they have any feelings?
• do they have any plans?
• don't be afraid to ask

Persuade

• encourage them to get help
• listen carefully
• say "let me help you" or " lets go find help"

Refer

• adult
• parent
• church leader
• teacher
• counselor

Save a Life

• realize they might be suicidal
• reach out and ask the question
• listen
• get others involved
• don't promise secrecy, tell someone

A Mormon's Testimony

I like to bear my testimony. I knows that this church is true. I know that Joseph Smith translated the Book of Mormon. I know that Joseph Smith was the first prophet. I know that Gordon B. Hinkley is a true prophet of God today. I know that Lehi saw a vision about the Tree of Life and the Iron Rod. I know that Joseph Smith saw God and his son Jesus Christ. I know that Jesus Christ died for everyone's sins. Iknow that we should all pay tithing. I know that God and Jesus is here to help us when we need it and that they know everyone. I know that we are all sons and daughters of God. I know that the Book of Mormon is true and I think that everyone who hasn't read it, mormon or not, should.

I say these things in the name of Jesus Christ Amen

I Rock LRJOHNSON's Socks

I AM HYPER!! LRJOHNSON do you like my title. LOL!!